Look, Steve Selsky had nine plate appearances for the Red Sox last year. He had one hit, which was a double, and struck out five times. He did not draw a walk, because Steve Selsky does not have time for such nonsense. There are doubles to be had. You see that header photo? That’s him, hitting that double! Good ol’ Steve.
Frankly, there’s not really much to say about Steve. He wasn’t really on the 25-man roster last year, he won’t be on the 25-man this year, and that’s that. His wife/girlfriend/significant other once retweeted one of my stories about him, and I thought that merited a mention, but I looked her up and her Twitter account is suspended, so I’m just going to leave that be. Anyway, here’s a look at every Steve Selsky video that I could find that relates to his time with the Red Sox. Turn down the lights, pour yourself a robust glass of red and immerse yourself in everything Selsky:
That’s about how long Selsky was here. You didn’t even finish your glass.
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