This is strangely bereft of puns.
Author: Bryan Joiner
Roster Recap: Josh Rutledge and Mortality
I mean what did you want us to say about Josh Rutledge?
Roster Recap: Let’s Root for Brian Johnson
Brian Johnson got right off the field last season. Hopefully that means he’ll get right on it in 2017.
Roster Recap: Steven Wright’s Knuckler Dances With Destiny
Who can say where the ball goes, when knucklers throw, only, time.
Roster Recap: Mitch Moreland Is Not Big Papi’s Replacement
Well, he’s better than Mitch Lessland.
Roster Recap: Henry Owens Walks Away From Relevance
Well that went poorly.
Roster Recap: Hanley Ramirez Becomes Himself
That’s more like it, Hanley.
2017 Offseason Oracle: Gettin’ Miggy Wit It
In which Dave Dombrowski goes full Dave Dombrowski.
Discussion: It’s Time to Let Go of Jon Lester
If you love him, let him go.
The Surprisingly Easy Case for David Price: Cy Young Winner
Rick Porcello might actually win, but David Price might actually deserve it.