BP Boston Unfiltered: Handsome Young Red Sox, Ranked

Earlier today, good podcaster but bad internet opinion haver Jake Devereaux spewed some hot garbage nonsense on Twitter.

@BenCarsley @bryanjoiner @epouvantail untraditional beauty? We are dealing with 70 and 80 grade lookers. JBJ can’t be above cv 45 fv 55

— Jake Devereaux (@DevJake) September 1, 2016

While Bryan Joiner and I were quick to point out the error of his ways, I felt the need to take things a step further and pen this Very Important Post.

These, in order, are the most attractive young Red Sox:

1. Xander Bogaerts
2. Blake Swihart
3. Andrew Benintendi
4. Yoan Moncada
5. Brock Holt
6. Rick Porcello
7. Jackie Bradley Jr. (with beard)
8. Mookie Betts
9. Chris Young (a literal Young Red Sox, do not @ me)
10. Marco Hernandez

The next time you are in a bad mood, look at these Good Faces.

Do not, under any circumstances, look at this face.

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